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DarkChild

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A day in the life of Michael and Janet;

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8.00am. Michael and Janet are woken by very loud extracts from some of La Toya's songs.

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8.01am. The horrible sound that is La Toya's singing voice shatters Michael's window and he is rushed to hospital with glass in his eye...

...and from now on must wear protective goggles...La Toya still lurks. And in a fragile environment like such, it's dangerous for the eyes.
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...and the ears...
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"WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME THIS WAY?!?!"

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9.13am. La Toya's constant singing has smashed Michael's most prized possessions...his urn collection :censored: ...so he seeks revenge.

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"BITCH! Gon' smash this on yo mutha ****in head..."

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12.03pm. Michael has discovered a new talent;
MJ: JANET!! LOOK AT ME!! I'm dancing on the WALL! Can you believe it?! LOOK LOOK AT ME!
JJ: *deatbeat* Yeh that's great Michael...*thinking* if he get's footprints on my wall... :censored:

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1.45pm. Janet's secret is discovered.

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1.46pm.
"MY SISTER'S A DUDE??!?!"


To be continued...
 

Tiger Lilly

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:crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu

OMG I can't stop laughing!!! You even got the urns in there! *falls off chair laughing*
 

sexymichael

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OMG LOOSE :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu u fuuuny hoe :laugh
 

DarkChild

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Uri: Michael...uh...will you marry me?
Michael: WHAT!? Oh hell naw!! Not with a ring that small!!

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Michael: .....ah the shit don't fit anyway...
 

DarkChild

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LOL. Here's more...I apologise lol.

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"Weeeeeeeeeeeeee...."


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*thinking* Hmmm...I wonder where the Urn section is....


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"Ooo..this will get me to the urns even FASTER!!!!!"

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"Wait....who the f.uck took my urn?!!?"


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Michael shitting an urn....





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Anonymous

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

OMG u're makin my urinary bladder freak out! .. BOFL!!!! :crackingup


*runs to looo!*
 
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