A day in the life of Michael and Janet;
8.00am. Michael and Janet are woken by
very loud extracts from some of La Toya's songs.
8.01am. The horrible sound that is La Toya's singing voice shatters Michael's window and he is rushed to hospital with glass in his eye...
...and from now on must wear protective goggles...La Toya still lurks. And in a fragile environment like such, it's dangerous for the eyes.
...and the ears...
"WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME THIS WAY?!?!"
9.13am. La Toya's constant singing has smashed Michael's most prized possessions...his urn collection
...so he seeks revenge.
"BITCH! Gon' smash this on yo mutha ****in head..."
12.03pm. Michael has discovered a new talent;
MJ: JANET!! LOOK AT ME!! I'm dancing on the WALL! Can you believe it?! LOOK LOOK AT ME!
JJ: *deatbeat* Yeh that's great Michael
...*thinking* if he get's footprints on my wall...
1.45pm. Janet's secret is discovered.
1.46pm.
"MY SISTER'S A DUDE??!?!"
To be continued...