I have another one.
Been a long time. :lol
"Uh, Debbie set up another booby trap to hide me from Lisa, but I got stuck in it again. Can someone help me out of it?"
Here's another story caption:
"Oh, I love this kissing booth. I get to spend so much time with my fans. They're so sweet..."
"So caring, the least I could give them is a hug & a kiss. *lets go of girl* who's next in..."
"Line...ohh WHAT THE...F**K IS THAT?!?!?!"
Security: It's your next fan, sir.
Michael: Are you sure? Coz she looks like a creature of some kind from the f**kin' Dark Ages!
Nona: Hey Michael...*blows kiss*
"...oh, hell no....uh, can someone call Animal Control & have this creature euthenized?"
Michael: Frank, what's happened so far?
Frank: Hush, Michael. Just let grown folks handle their business.
Michael: C'mon, tell me.
Frank: Hush, Mike, u see that we're waiting for the euthenizer to set in.
Michael: Well I'm not gonna be quiet until...
Nona: Hey Mike, baby, what took you so long?
Michael: The creature awakens again...*faints*
Frank: Doc, we need another euthenizer, a couple nitro pills & a stretcher, pronto! The creature's up & MJ's out!
:rollin