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Ok this all started on MSN when i was talking to lewis, I misread what he said, I thought he said Hovis world tour...i dunno how but i did.

Anyway
it started this whole thing with Michael and Bread

For those of you who dont know..Hovis is a make of bread, 'Best of Both' Is a brand of Hovis bread with all the goodness of brown..but its white bread...so there for michaels 'Black or White' from the hovistory album is re'named best of both

Here are the lyrics
Written by Lucy, Lewis and maself


AOOOOWWW
AOWWW


I took my toaster and inserted the breadddd
it wasnt long before i took out the spread
Now I believe in eatin healthy, I dont eat no hovis white
hee
But the hovis best of both, has the goodness of brown but it still looks white

Its Made from the weat that grows in the sun
Tesco do one free if you buy just one
and its bloody good quality
the truth is its brown bread that looks white
But if you are bread racist, get best of both coz it looks white

hee

go'owwn bread

ho-vis


I JUST GET MA JELLY
I SPREAD IT ON REAL THICK
I HATE WHOLEMEAL ITS BITTY
HOME MADE BREAD IS TOO THICK
I AINT EATIN YOUR BREAD STICK
I AINT EATIN NO PASTERIEEEEEES
OR THOSE SHITTY ROLLS TOPPED WITH CHEESE

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-vis


I got a penchant for rolls buns and breadsticks
If I dont eat em. ill get up and be sick
Its a bread bin,
on a kitchen table
Id rather eat as much as im able
see its not about whole meal just hovis
Harvest
Its where the yeast comes from
and it rises
ive seen the brown gets whiter
im not gonna spend ma life eating bread that has colour

Now dont you get greedy
I can see you pickin bits off ma loaf
ho-vis
But if you thinkin of eatin hovis
Get best of both coz its brown bread thats white
i said if you thinkin of eatin hovis,best of both is brown bread that looks white
I said if you thinkin of lovely hovis, best of both is really brown that looks white

hovis all white
hovis all white
ooh ooh
all white
yeah yeah yeah nah
all white
all white
oooh oohh
hovis
yeah yeah yeah nah
all white
its best of both
stuff that u can eat
yeah yeah yeah
its best of both
wooo
its best of both
its stuff that you can eat
yeah yeah yeah
its best of both




I also wrote the Hovistory Track listing


Hovistory track listing disc 1

1.Cheese Bread (chese bread is not ma favorite..i just cook it when i am huuungry..but the cheese is not the one)
2.The way I bake my Bread (the way i bake ma bread, i make it rise just right
3.Best Of Both ( Its brown bread that looks white)
4.Bake with you....(i wnna bake my bread..allllnight)
5.She died in my toaster (i cut her out with a knife...shes out of my life)
6.Bread (that bread is mine, gonna cook it right)
7.I just cant stop cooking you... (Bread is in my oven, and you're gonna smell it)
8.Man In the bread (Im starting with the man in my breadstick)
9.Cooker (cooker, cooker yeah, the bread is rising,rising in ma cooker tonight)
10.Eat it (a duet with weird al..but with all bread lyrics)
11.The bread is mine ( paul i think i told u..im a baker not an eater)
12.Remember the yeast ( i kno u forgot the yeast.it didnt rise hehehe)
13.Dont stop til ya baked enough(ya kno i was wondering ya kno if we could bake some more..coz .the cooker..its got a lot of heat)
14..Wannabe bakin somethin ( i said u wanna be bakin somethin ..u gotta be bakin somethin..as the bread is risin..yea yea..u can really smell it..yeah yeah)
15.Bake the bread (for you and for me and they entire hovis race

Hovistory track listing disc2

1.Scream ( Janet stole the bread..michael screams...alot......)
2.They dont really care about rolls ( If the hovis baker was here..he wouldnt let this be no no)
3.Stranger to baking ( we talkin danger baby..stranger to baking)
4.This bread is old ( This bread is old..and its tastin like shit now)
5.Bread song ( all i kno ive baked it too haaaard ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ooooooh oohhhhhh)
6.FB...(....u have to defrost it,..but i really cant waiit..Frozen Bread is cold shit)
7.Hovis ( you would do anything for hovis)
8.Bake together ( Bake together right now..here with me)
9.You are not my bread ( you are not my bread, but i will still eat you)
10.Cookbook (theme from Baking my Bread 2)..(have you seen my cook book..im searching for a book that i have lost)
11.Baking Junkie ( ..they say im bread o sexual)
12. -2 Bread ( 2 breads..2 breads are at it)
13.Hovistory ( everyday create your hovistory)
14.Little Breadroll..(someone baked little breadroll..the bread in a roll)
15.Bake (you can make a cake....if youuu..just baaaaa-aaake)




There ..now you have all had a Katie Experience :lol:
 
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Anonymous

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:crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu :crackingu !!!!!

^ Pretty much sums it up what I think of this. We had crazy fun!! LOL!!
 
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DarkChild

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:crackingu Don't drag me and Lewis into this LMAO, we only added a few lines, the rest is alllllllllllllllllll you!

That track listing LMAO.

9.You are not my bread ( you are not my bread, but i will still eat you)


:crackingu
 
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MJJ_Lover

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LMFAO! *dies*
I'm laughing so much here, but I'm in school so I gotta keep it contained... but it's hard.

OMG, that's just hillarious. <3<3

And that song is classic and soo clever.

:D
 
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Anonymous

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I tried to make one of Jam, it's not Katie-class and it's not finished either. But I don't think that I will ever finish it :laugh I post it here just to keep the bread-ness alive!


Bread

*cooks crashes into kitchen*

Flour, yeast, milk sugar!

Cook to cook
All the bread
must come together
face the kitchen
that we see
then maybe somehow we can bake it in
for every flavour
they said later
what has come of
all that bread
have we lost taste
of what bread is about

I have to find my yeast cuz
a bread with out that would be
false ingredients cry of doom
what are the temperature
i told my owen
there will be problems
if we aint got it right
we must follow the recipe
like it is the last


Then bake it
Then bake it
Bake
It ain’t too much yeast
It ain’t too much
Ain’t to much bread to
Bake
It ain’t
It ain’t too much yeast
It ain’t
Don’t it
It ain’t too much yeast to

The colour keeps chaning
Of my bread
And recipes
fly away of doom
The bread boom
Has come of me
And some eggs
 
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Tiger Lilly

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LMFAOOOOO! :crackingu :lol: :crackingu :lol: :crackingu Katie I'm literally crying with laughter here! So amazing! I feel like baking now! :applehead

*steals lyrics for MSN name* :D
 
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