Sung to the tune of 'I will survive':
Thought I had a case so I flashed a smile,
Thinking I could shame the king by bringing him to trial,
But I made a big mistake by rounding up a group of fools
Now my so-called 'case' has crumbled making me look like one too,
Chorus:
I won't survive,
Told so much lies,
His fans might surely come and get me when he wins the trial,
Who knows what horrors they'll do, who knows who really are his fans,
I'd better never be alone,
They might be Al Capone's great-grans.
Oh help Diane, say something quick,
You're a bitch so spread some lies girl you know all the tricks,
I should've left this man alone I should've never even spoke,
Now my words shall come to haunt me,
on those words I'll surely choke.
Repeat Chorus
Hey judge Rodney, let's keep it real,
No matter what TMEZ might prove remember our deal,
I can't afford to lose this case, I've waited twelve years for this chance,
But it looks like this defendant will soon be doing the Victory Dance.
Repeat Chorus
It's all my fault, I should've known,
There was no chance in hell none of the jurors will believe,
The king would ever hurt a kid, or commit those other deeds
When the story's being told by a CRAZY, LYING, THEIF!!!!!!!!!
Repeat Chorus.
Hope this makes all of you SMILE!!
:crackingu :crackingu :crackingu
:sneddoncr
Thought I had a case so I flashed a smile,
Thinking I could shame the king by bringing him to trial,
But I made a big mistake by rounding up a group of fools
Now my so-called 'case' has crumbled making me look like one too,
Chorus:
I won't survive,
Told so much lies,
His fans might surely come and get me when he wins the trial,
Who knows what horrors they'll do, who knows who really are his fans,
I'd better never be alone,
They might be Al Capone's great-grans.
Oh help Diane, say something quick,
You're a bitch so spread some lies girl you know all the tricks,
I should've left this man alone I should've never even spoke,
Now my words shall come to haunt me,
on those words I'll surely choke.
Repeat Chorus
Hey judge Rodney, let's keep it real,
No matter what TMEZ might prove remember our deal,
I can't afford to lose this case, I've waited twelve years for this chance,
But it looks like this defendant will soon be doing the Victory Dance.
Repeat Chorus
It's all my fault, I should've known,
There was no chance in hell none of the jurors will believe,
The king would ever hurt a kid, or commit those other deeds
When the story's being told by a CRAZY, LYING, THEIF!!!!!!!!!
Repeat Chorus.
Hope this makes all of you SMILE!!
:crackingu :crackingu :crackingu
:sneddoncr
