Trial!Notes. :3

[sodium amytal]

I was bored, so I decided to write something somewhat amusing. This is the result. n__n The premise is simple: What if the MJ!crew started passing notes during the trial? Please note that this isn't supposed to offend anyone, I just thought it would be a funny thing to write. So don't be offended, please? *puppy eyes* There are a lot of innuendos and stuff, but I think you can handle it because it's all in jest. n__n
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Trial!Notes :: Part 1.

Mike: I'm bored. =( Anyone have change for a five?
Sneddon: You're an idiot. Why are you passing notes anyway?
Mez: Oh, lighten up, Tom. I mean, Sneddy. :3
Star: Anyone wanna get drunk after this?
Susan: Remember when I got drunk? :3
Mez: Oh God, I do! D:
Susan: THAT was funny.
Mez: You had, like, your boobs in my face. D:
Mike: I want her bloobs in my face. =(
Mez: You can't even spell boobs.
Mike: Yes, I can! D:
Star: No, you can't.
Gavin: Don't make fun of my boyfriend. =P
Mez: He's NOT your boyfriend! NO!
Gavin: Jealousssss. >D
Mez: I am NOT!
Sneddon: He's so jealous.
Mike: Guys are fighting over me. X3
Mez: I waved the note in front of Melville's face. He didn't see it. XD
Gavin: lolz u r so nawty. >D
Mez: Sneddy, you're getting totally pwned in this case, man. :]
Sneddon: ;__;
Mike: Oh, burn.
Mez: And you wish you had a hot assistant attorney that would put her boobs in your face. :]
Gavin: Wow, you are, like, mutilating Sneddon's self-esteem. Which is already being whipped and raped with no lubrication in court.
Susan: Tom, you can stop, like, burning Sneddon to the point of no return.
Sneddon: Yeah, it hurts. ;O;
Mez: Oh please. Don't be hatin' 'cause I'm pwning the D.A.. :]
Mike: Want some ice for that burn? ;]
Star: Wow, Mez, you're so burnage.
Gavin: Back to the whole whipping and raping Mez x Sneddon stuff. :]
Sneddon: ....D: !!!!
Mez: Rawr. >D
Sneddon: N.O. Besides, everyone knows I always top.
Gavin: Kinky. :3
Mike: =( What about me?
Gavin: Oh, go jack off to thoughts of Mez's feet, you weirdo.
Mez: Ouch.
Sneddon: Gavin's hitting puberty. Awww. :3
Star: I still haven't gotten drunk.
Sneddon: I remember when I was hitting puberty. That was fun.
Gavin: I'm not hitting puberty, you asshole.
Janet A: My little boy is growing up. ;__; Next thing you know, he'll be married. I'm gonna cry. DX
Gavin: MOM? WTF?
Star: Gavin's a momma's boy. :3
Gavin: Mommy? ;___;
Janet A: Son? ;___;
Mike: Aww, they're hugging.
Sneddon: Janet's like that hot mom you want to date. >:]
Susan: D: !!!
Mez: I want a mommy. T___T
Mike: Mez, I'll be your mommy....who molests you frequently. :3
Sneddon: Gavin's mom has got it goin' on. >D
Gavin: O. M. G. D:
Star: O_O
Gavin: Let's stfu about my mom. kthx.
Mez: Yeah, done.
Sneddon: Susan should be my baby's mama. :3
Susan: Uh, no. I'd date Michael, though.
Mez: NO YOU WON'T!!
Susan: Why not?
Mez: FINE, YOU ALL WANT ME TO SAY IT? YES, I LIKE MICHAEL! D:
Mike: *blush* =O
Gavin: o.o
Sneddon: =O
Susan: Hot. D
Mike: Sneddy, don't be mean.
Susan: Tell Tom I'm sorry. =(
Mike: Go after him, Gavin.
Gavin: D: Fine.
Mike: Sneddon, that was an asshole thing to say.
Sneddon: HE'S BEEN MEAN TO ME THIS ENTIRE TIME!
Susan: Yes, but you brought real emotions into this.
Sneddon: WHAT ABOUT MEEEE?! D:
Mike: You're easy to make fun of. :3
Susan: Yeah, everyone likes Mez.
Sneddon: BUT HE WAS MEAN TO YOU!
Susan: Out of his love for Mike. :3
Melville: I'm throwing this away....<.<

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X3 Comments? Parts that made you LOL? Death threats? Send 'em my way. n__n

 

[uranusbluedanger1]

X3 Comments? Parts that made you LOL? Death threats? Send 'em my way. n__n

Mez: Sneddy, you're getting totally pwned in this case, man. :]
Sneddon: ;__;
Mike: Oh, burn.
Mez: And you wish you had a hot assistant attorney that would put her boobs in your face. :]
Gavin: Wow, you are, like, mutilating Sneddon's self-esteem. Which is already being whipped and raped with no lubrication in court.
Susan: Tom, you can stop, like, burning Sneddon to the point of no return.
Sneddon: Yeah, it hurts. ;O;
Mez: Oh please. Don't be hatin' 'cause I'm pwning the D.A.. :]

That has to be my fave part mostly because the word PWN is in it!! I love that word. It also reminds me of KT, one of my best friends who's always so hyper...

Mez: OMG, Mike, I love your vest. :3
Mike: I love it too. Thanxxx. <3

That part made me laugh. I got this mental image of them talking sort of like Barbie...

Are you thinking of continuing?

 

[sodium amytal]

That has to be my fave part mostly because the word PWN is in it!! I love that word. It also reminds me of KT, one of my best friends who's always so hyper...


That part made me laugh. I got this mental image of them talking sort of like Barbie...

Are you thinking of continuing?

XD I'm glad you liked it. n___n

Yeah, I'll probably write more of these if I get enough comments, or if I get really bored again.

 

[sodium amytal]

Part 2. Yayz.
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Mez: I'm starting this one today.
Sneddon: Oh God. D:
Mike: Don't be mean, Sneddon. :3
Sneddon: stfu.
Mike: ;__;
Gavin: Ouch.
Mez: Why are you so mean, Sneddon? ;O; What did we ever do to you? *sobs*
Sneddon: You made fun of me constantly in high-school.
Mez: .....We didn't even GO to high-school...together.
Gavin: I just got a disturbing mental image of high-school-aged Sneddon and Mez getting it on in the locker room. D: Help me plz.
Mike: Ooh. :3
Susan: Ooh indeed. :3
Gavin: D: !!
Janet J: Hey guyz. :]
Sneddon: Hell-o. ;]
Janet J: D: I'm scared, Michael. The creepy old man is hitting on me....again.
Mike: =O ?
Janet J: He grabbed my ass before court. D:
Gavin: Oh-oh. Sneddon is so gangsta.
Sneddon: Fo sho.
Janet J: I think I need to boil myself when I get home just to make sure I won't contract a disease from the touch. *shudders*
Mez: Oh snap. Burnage.
Sneddon: ; 3; Why does everyone pick on me...? ;__;
Susan: Because no one likes you.
Gavin: Oh, burn.
Janet J: And you remind me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings. :3 And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Gavin: XDD!!!
Mez: Janet: 1, Sneddon: 0
Sneddon: ; 3; My feelings! DX
Mike: This is so fun. :3 I love how insulting Sneddon brings us all together.
Sneddon: I think I'm going to cry. ;__;
Gavin: *snort* Hahaha.
Diane Dimond: Aww, it's okay, Sneddy. I still love you. [
Sneddon: It's fun. :3 And your ego needs deflating.
Susan: Yeah, Tom, no offense, but your ego is bigger than Jay Leno's chin.
Mike: XD
Gavin: Jay Leno is hardcore, man......but she's right. =P
Mez: You know what's bigger than my ego? ;]
Gavin: D:
Sneddon: Why do I have the feeling that this is going to be a Michael-related innuendo?
Gavin: Because it is. *eyeroll*
Mike: You're so witty and clever, Tom. X3
Sneddon: *gag* Yeah, keep filling his ego-balloon, Mike.
Gavin: I'll get the pins. >:]
Susan: Awww.
Janet J: I think it's cute. @@;;;
Susan: The whole Mez/Mike UST?
Janet J: UST?
Susan: Unresolved Sexual Tension.
Janet J: Oh, yeah. :3
Susan: Yeah. I think it's hot. n__n
Mez: Heeeey, it's not unresolved.
Sneddon: Ew...
Gavin: Any plans for a Sneddon/Mez/Mike orgy? :3
Sneddon: D:
Janet J: More like Sneddon/Mez/Mike gangrape. DX But yeah.
Gavin: GANGRAPE YAYE!!!.....I bet you anything that Sneddon's doing the raping.
Janet J: Yeah, he seems creepy and slimy enough.
Gavin: Oh, he is. D: I think he has the hots for my mom. ;O;
Janet J: Ew..
Sneddon: I do NOT.
Gavin: It's either my mom, me, or my brother, and I refuse to contemplate the last two options for the sake of my sanity.
Mike: Ewwww.
Susan: Not that it wouldn't be aesthetically pleasing, but with Sneddon there, it kinda ruins the whole thing.
Sneddon: ;O; *emos*
Mez: It does ruin things.
Mike: D: !! How do you know...? ;__;
Susan: God, why did you ask? D:
Mez: D
Mez: *dramatic gasp* =O
Gavin: We've reached an uncharted level of awkwardness here....
Mike: I wanna hear more about this Sneddon/Mez orgy...; 3;
Mez: N--no, no, you don't.
Mike: ;__;
Mez: No more. D< I'm throwing this away.
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X3 Comment please. :3

 

[uranusbluedanger1]

I'm guessing this update means you got bored again? lol. I came back just in time from my travels!

Mike: *giggle* You're so manly, Tom. X3 I wuv yoouuuuu. <3
Katherine J: M--Michael?? D:
Mike: MOM?
Gavin: HOSNAP! XDDD
Janet J: Mom, we're just playing. :]
Katherine J: Oh, Michael...why? D:
Mike: ;__; Sorry, mommy.

I don't know why but when I saw Katherine J I gasped. lol. Oh the suspense!!!
A part of me is hoping you get bored again only so that I might be entertained again... but then, getting bored is not much fun, is it? It was funny.

 

[sodium amytal]

I'm guessing this update means you got bored again? lol. I came back just in time from my travels!


I don't know why but when I saw Katherine J I gasped. lol. Oh the suspense!!!
A part of me is hoping you get bored again only so that I might be entertained again... but then, getting bored is not much fun, is it? It was funny.

XD Yeah, pretty much. My drawing and fic writing talents kinda died, so I ended up writing this. w00t.

Hahaha, glad you like. n__n This update amused me far more than the first one did.

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

liek yayz!!!!!:lol::lol: omfg I wuv this!!!!!!!<333333333333333333like 3 and 4?!
~FI~ML~

 

[sodium amytal]

liek yayz!!!!!:lol::lol: omfg I wuv this!!!!!!!<333333333333333333like 3 and 4?!
~FI~ML~

'Tis yooou! :O

I haven't posted 3 on here since some of Sneddon's lines are "ZOMG MEAN!!" and I don't want any wank over it. :/ You can still read it on my site though. :3

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

Oh I've read it! you know that! I love it! I'll go see again, but I don't remember it being worthy of this 'wank' you say....
Yah, tis me! nice to see you!
~FI

 

[sodium amytal]

Oh I've read it! you know that! I love it! I'll go see again, but I don't remember it being worthy of this 'wank' you say....
Yah, tis me! nice to see you!
~FI

I know, it's not THAT bad, but you gotta be careful. <.<

*waves* :3

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

AhhhhI see. I just read it again, I'm crying my eyes out it's so funny, but I see what you mean. :lol: Liek warning note? or something...bah. Well, part four maybe easier on it all. There IS a part four, right? lemme give ya some inspiration X3
It's April 27, and it's the day Debbie Rowe testifies for the prosecution...

Hearing his ex-wife who continues to claim she loves him is testifying for the prosecution, he's dreading it going in. Would she betray him?

liek next postvvv
~FI

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

But no! She's all for him, turning out to be the strongest factors in his favor!
So, on the way out....

He makes an adorable lil joke....

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

What went on between all this, in the court room? How'd he come up with it, or was it preconcieved? And eh, doesn't he look GREAT that die (nudges mez)? Take it, Vii!:bleh lol

 

[sodium amytal]

XDDD
I think I will put Debbie in part 4. :3 Just because I think it would be funny for Sneddon to hit on her or something. :lol

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

YAYz there is gonna be a 4!!! w00p can't wait :wub: :lol
~FI~ML~

 

[sodium amytal]

YAYz there is gonna be a 4!!! w00p can't wait :wub: :lol
~FI~ML~

Yeah, I'm writing it now, actually. :3

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

YES will you post it?
and uhm, newsflash for those who wanna read part 3: Go to her website and sign up. it's not hard, it's free, takes about five seconds (if you type fast and already know your info) and once you read one thing you'll be hooked so the account'll get some good use lol.
Yah, so, back to work with you! *slaps wrist* make it something you CAN post here, get more people addicted. like me. <33333333333333333 you be awesome lol. ^v^
~FI~ML~

 

[sodium amytal]

YES will you post it?
and uhm, newsflash for those who wanna read part 3: Go to her website and sign up. it's not hard, it's free, takes about five seconds (if you type fast and already know your info) and once you read one thing you'll be hooked so the account'll get some good use lol.
Yah, so, back to work with you! *slaps wrist* make it something you CAN post here, get more people addicted. like me. <33333333333333333 you be awesome lol. ^v^
~FI~ML~

Oh, this one is definitely something I can post here. Tons of Sneddon!dissing. X3 And thanks for pimping my site on here. XD I feel so famous and stuff. <3

 

[Michael's_Lolly]

Your welcome <3333 I'm gonna go watch the dangerous rehearsals now lol, ttys! Hope to have something to read when I get back!! :lol <333333
~FI~ML~